One night, Nasrudin awoke and exclaimed to his wife, “Wife! Please get up! I have just been divinely inspired! Get me a pencil and piece of paper at once!“
His wife lit a candle, fetched the pencil and paper, and handed it to Nasrudin.
Nasrudin wrote rapidly, and was about to put out the candle and go back to sleep when his wife exclaimed, “Wait. Please read me what you wrote.
Nasrudin picked up the paper and read, “Wherever you go, there you are.”
People ran to tell the Mullah that his mother-in-law had fallen into the river. “She will be swept out to sea, for […]
While Nasrudin was staying in another town, a local man asked him what three times two was. “Four,” Nasrudin replied. “You are […]
Mulla Nasruddin used to purchase shoes which were too tight for him, one size too small. He was continually complaining and grumbling […]
Mullah Nasrudin called on a psychiatrist and told him that he had problems and needed help. “I want to talk to you,” […]
