The Mullah was beating a drum as hard as he could. The neighbors were fed up at the racket and asked him what he was doing. He replied, “Keeping wild tigers at bay.” A neighbor shouted, “But Mullah, there are no wild tigers within a thousand miles of here.” The Mullah smiled and replied, “It works, doesn’t it!”
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