The Judge asked the defendant, “Mullah Nasruddin, do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?”
“I do,” nodded the Mulla.
“Now what do you have to say to defend yourself?”
“Your Honor,‘ replied Nasrudin: ‘under those limitations … I have nothing to say.“
One day Mulla Nasruddin went to the market and bought a fine piece of meat. On the way home he met a […]
“Nasrudin, how come every morning, some people are traveling in one direction, and some in others?” Nasrudin: “Because if everyone traveled in […]
While Nasrudin was staying in another town, a local man asked him what three times two was. “Four,” Nasrudin replied. “You are […]
Mulla Nasruddin used to purchase shoes which were too tight for him, one size too small. He was continually complaining and grumbling […]
