Nasrudin: “My son, get up early in the mornings.” “Why father?” “It is a good habit. Why, once I rose at dawn and went for a walk. I found on the road a sack of gold.” “How did you know it was not lost the previous night?” “That is not the point. In any case, it had not been there the night before. I noticed that.” “Then it isn’t lucky for everyone to get up early. The man who lost the gold must have been up earlier than you.”
The Mullah meets a friend on the street: “Oh, it’s been a long time….how are you? what are you doing?” “Oh I […]
Nasrudin was running and singing at the same time. As he passed by several people, one of them, greatly curious about Nasrudin’s […]
One night, Nasrudin awoke and exclaimed to his wife, “Wife! Please get up! I have just been divinely inspired! Get me a […]
One night, a thief broke into Nasrudin’s house and began putting items in a sack. Nasrudin then joined him and added […]
