Mullah and the toothache
Mulla Nasrudin thought he was going to die with a toothache. He asked his friend, “What can I do to relieve the pain?” “I will tell you what I do,” his friend said.
“When I have a toothache, or a pain, I go over to my wife, and she puts her arms around me, and caresses me, and soothes me until finally I forget all about the pain.”
Nasrudin brightened up and said: “GEE, THAT’S WONDERFUL! IS SHE HOME NOW?”
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